There are always those points in your life where you stop and think, “Wow, I’m getting old!” Initially it’s a good thing: like the first time you successfully use the shitter to when you get your driver’s license… or even better, hit the big 2-1 and turn into a drunken idiot until about 25 or so.

Then you get married (which is a good thing, but only “old” people do that)… and then you start seeing your parents’ stupidity turn into wisdom more helpful than Confucius himself. So now for “one small step for us, one giant leap for familykind”

No, Pam’s not pregnant, but her sister was! (Almost sounds like a bad “your mom” joke)… So a small step that comes with age: Pam and I are now Aunt & Uncle for the first time, Pam’s parents are now “old” grandparents for the first time, and Pam’s sister Kim and her husband Brad are now parents for the first time. Welcome to our crazy family, Maggie:

Maggie after Pam's attempt to feed her wine....

God help that Pam won’t corrupt your malleable mind…

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